This is Kreayshawn, from “Oaksterdam,” whose Last.fm biography reads, “Blunt in the left hand. Mic to her mouth. Choppa in my Jordache jeans.” Over a chopped and screwed beat, Kreayshawn tells of how she doesn’t need Gucci jeans because she’s no ordinary girl — she’s “swaggin.'” In the video, she and her fe-mulleted side-kick indeed do a lot of saggin’ circa a broken time machine. It’s the perfect balance of inspired nonsense that makes it impossible to tell if this is a joke or not:
This hella positive review on ihiphop.com notes, “I think she has to work a little bit on her rapping, but we live in a climate where your ability to actually rap has little to do with your relevancy.” Indeed.