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‘I got the swag and it’s pumping out my ovaries.’

This is Kreayshawn, from “Oaksterdam,” whose Last.fm biography reads, “Blunt in the left hand. Mic to her mouth. Choppa in my Jordache jeans.” Over a chopped and screwed beat, Kreayshawn tells of how she doesn’t need Gucci jeans because she’s no ordinary girl — she’s “swaggin.’” In the video, she and her fe-mulleted side-kick indeed do a lot of saggin’ circa a broken time machine. It’s the perfect balance of inspired nonsense that makes it impossible to tell if this is a joke or not:

This hella positive review on ihiphop.com notes, “I think she has to work a little bit on her rapping, but we live in a climate where your ability to actually rap has little to do with your relevancy.” Indeed.

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